Player Profiles

Name Marco Bandeira DoB 04/05/76 Position Looks Like Special Move Supports Favourite Film Dream Girl Sporting Hero
Name Gary Betteridge DoB 21/02/72 Position In Goal Looks Like An Orc Special Move Up the Sunshine Mountain Supports Nottingham Forest Favourite Film La Bamba Dream Girl Wendy Sporting Hero Brian Clough
Name Tom Billing DoB 05/11/87 Position Defence Looks Like A Tapeworm Fan Special Move Own Goals Supports Leeds United Favourite Film Knowing Dream Girl Fern Cotton Sporting Hero Tom Grace
Name Sam Bishop DoB 27/11/87 Position Utility Player - Right Midfield Looks Like Boyband/Rambo Cross-over Special Move Air Kick Supports Wolverhampton Wanderers Favourite Film Anything with Guns Dream Girl Your Mum Sporting Hero Peter Mackinita
Name Kieren Carr DoB 01/09/90 Position With Chalk on Boots Looks Like Special Move Supports Favourite Film Dream Girl Sporting Hero Vladimir Smicer
Name Christopher Coe DoB 17/08/87 Position Utility Looks Like A Victim Special Move Don't need one Supports Arsenal Favourite Film Lion King Dream Girl Megan Fox Sporting Hero Dave Hudspith
Name James Coe DoB 19/08/86 Position Centre Back / Left Back Looks Like The Stig Special Move Kick Everything Supports Arsenal Favourite Film Superbad Dream Girl Katy Perry Sporting Hero Pele
Name Nick Coe DoB 06/06/79 Position Centre Half Looks Like Special Move Supports Liverpool Favourite Film Dream Girl Sporting Hero
Name Jordan Coton DoB 04/10/91 Position Midfield General Looks Like Special Move Supports Favourite Film Dream Girl Sporting Hero
Name Tom Cox DoB 24/06/83 Position Goalkeeper Looks Like Jumbley Special Move The Running Man Supports Favourite Film Dream Girl Sporting Hero
Name Russell Crichlow DoB 14/03/81 Position Striker Looks Like Granite Hobbit Special Move Backheel / 5 yard miss Supports N/A Favourite Film Fight Club Dream Girl Not Fussy Sporting Hero Sam Hince
Name Mark 'Dex' Dexter DoB 28/04/91 Position Where required Looks Like Jay from The Inbetweeners Special Move Falling Over Supports Manchester United Favourite Film Cool Runnings Dream Girl Cheryl Cole Sporting Hero Roy Sheehan
Name Ali Eden DoB 24/07/75 Position Striker Looks Like Special Move Supports Favourite Film Dream Girl Sporting Hero
Name Steve Edwards DoB 01/02/49 Position First Team Manager Looks Like Special Move Supports Favourite Film Dream Girl Sporting Hero George Best
Name Chris French DoB 10/01/78 Position Full Back Looks Like Gok Wan Special Move Donkey Punch Supports Manchester United Favourite Film Ferris Bueller's Day Off Dream Girl Jessica Alba Sporting Hero Eric Cantona
Name Joe Godson DoB Position Looks Like Special Move Supports Favourite Film Dream Girl Sporting Hero
Fernando Torres Name Tom 'Greaser' Grace DoB 14/12/89 Position Looks Like Special Move Supports Liverpool Favourite Film Dream Girl Sporting Hero
Name Jack Grey DoB 11/08/91 Position On Top / Center Back Looks Like I'll get back to you Special Move Chopper! Supports West Ham United Favourite Film The Guardian Dream Girl Jennifer Aniston Sporting Hero Paulo Di Canio
Name Ben 'Ainer' Haines DoB 26/07/85 Position Who Knows? Looks Like Barney Rubble Special Move Supports Aston Villa Favourite Film Dream Girl Sporting Hero Vinnie Jones
Name Neil 'Piss' Harper DoB 10/03/73 Position Forms Looks Like Henno Special Move The Grump Supports Aston Villa Favourite Film Schindler's Fist Dream Girl Teresa May Sporting Hero Nigel 'Chewing Gum' Spink
Name Dan Hill DoB 29/05/80 Position Looks Like Special Move Supports Wolverhampton Wanderers Favourite Film Dream Girl Sporting Hero Steve Bull
Name Sam Hince DoB 15/01/89 Position Wheelbarrow Looks Like An Autistic Backstreet Kid Special Move Badger Swinging Supports Tottenham Hotspur Favourite Film Finding Nemo Dream Girl Heather Trott Sporting Hero Teddy Sheringham
Name Kevin F. P. Kelly DoB 26/11/73 Position Looks Like Special Move Supports Favourite Film Dream Girl Sporting Hero
Utility Man Name Mitchell Keyes DoB 24/02/92 Position Looks Like Special Move Supports Favourite Film Dream Girl Sporting Hero
Name David 'DJ'King DoB 11/04/81 Position Most Places Looks Like Vince Vaughn Special Move Lunge from Distance Supports Aston Villa Favourite Film The Crow Dream Girl Kelly Brook Sporting Hero Stuart Pearce
Name Henry Langston DoB 14/04/88 Position Right Back Looks Like Harry Potter on a goth-trip Special Move The Mesrine Supports Aston Villa Favourite Film Steve Zisou / Life Aquatic Dream Girl V.V. Sporting Hero Savo Milosevic
Name Paul May DoB 21/10/72 Position Full Back Looks Like Special Move Supports Favourite Film Dream Girl Sporting Hero
Name Gary Maynard DoB 13/02/91 Position Looks Like Special Move Supports Favourite Film Dream Girl Sporting Hero
Name Jamie Maynard DoB 25/11/92 Position Looks Like Special Move Supports Favourite Film Dream Girl Sporting Hero
Name Andrew Miles DoB 17/06/82 Position Looks Like Special Move Supports Favourite Film Dream Girl Sporting Hero
Name Adam Millership DoB 31/08/73 Position Injured Looks Like Dan Ackroyd (you know which film) Special Move Getting megged Supports West Bromwich Albion Favourite Film Driving Miss Daisy Dream Girl Bella Emberg Sporting Hero Eddie Edwards
Name Jack Murphy DoB 12/01/88 Position Left Wing Looks Like Special Move Supports Manchester United Favourite Film Dream Girl Sporting Hero Ryan Giggs
Name Matt Partridge DoB 13/10/90 Position Centre Half Looks Like Mr Magoo Special Move Tackling Supports West Bromwich Albion Favourite Film Bang Babes III Dream Girl Val Sporting Hero Pip Gainsley
Name Martin 'Bruno' Payne DoB 21/11/84 Position Defender Looks Like Special Move Supports Favourite Film Dream Girl Sporting Hero
Name Kevin Plank DoB 02/04/76 Position Looks Like Special Move Supports Manchester United Favourite Film Dream Girl Sporting Hero
Name Simon Plank DoB 08/10/73 Position Looks Like Special Move Supports Manchester United Favourite Film Dream Girl Sporting Hero
Name Matthew J Pratt DoB 11/09/83 Position In the hole Looks Like Special Move Supports Tottenham Hotspur Favourite Film Dream Girl Sporting Hero Pete Harvey
Name Mark Reynolds DoB 02/12/68 Position First Team Asst Manager Looks Like Special Move Supports Leicester City Favourite Film Dream Girl Sporting Hero Steve Walsh
Name Andrew 'Monty' Righton DoB Position Looks Like Special Move Supports Favourite Film Dream Girl Sporting Hero
Name Mark 'Pav' Schaus DoB 25/07/74 Position Sunday A Manager Looks Like Special Move Supports Cheltenham Town Favourite Film Dream Girl Sporting Hero
Name Ben Semke DoB 27/05/83 Position Looks Like Special Move Supports Southampton Favourite Film Dream Girl Sporting Hero
Name Nick Shurmer DoB 15/10/90 Position Striker Looks Like Boyband who's just been sacked Special Move Hit N Hope Supports Manchester United Favourite Film District 9 Dream Girl Val Sporting Hero Giggsy
Name Scott Smith DoB 12/10/74 Position Centre Half Looks Like Special Move Supports Favourite Film Dream Girl Sporting Hero
Name Ben Vincent DoB 25/07/75 Position Sweeper Looks Like Special Move Supports Aston Villa Favourite Film Dream Girl Sporting Hero
Name Alex 'Wez' Welsby DoB 16/07/91 Position Looks Like Special Move Supports Favourite Film Dream Girl Sporting Hero
Name Shaun Williams DoB 27/09/68 Position Centre Midfield Looks Like Special Move Supports Favourite Film Dream Girl Sporting Hero
Utility Name Elliot Wright DoB 01/10/86 Position Looks Like Special Move Supports Favourite Film Dream Girl Sporting Hero
Name DoB Position Looks Like Special Move Supports Favourite Film Dream Girl Sporting Hero
Name DoB Position Looks Like Special Move Supports Favourite Film Dream Girl Sporting Hero
Name DoB Position Looks Like Special Move Supports Favourite Film Dream Girl Sporting Hero
Name DoB Position Looks Like Special Move Supports Favourite Film Dream Girl Sporting Hero